Saturday, October 08, 2005

Dear Beck Hanson,

Why you so pretty? What do you use on your skin? I mean, you look exactly like you did 11 years ago, and it's freaking me out a little. By a little, I mean, a whole lot. Eleven years ago, you looked like a kid. Today, you still look like a kid. Is there some sort of product you can direct me to so I may similarly freeze my skin in time?


P.S. Wait. This doesn't have anything to do with L. Ron Hubbard, does it?