Thursday, October 27, 2005


The Mr.: Hey, in your post about the squirrel, how come you didn't mention that I screamed when I saw the squirrel again while we were on the phone?

Me: Because it doesn't make you look good. You don't like me posting stuff that makes you look ridiculous, remember?

The Mr.: But that would have been OK to tell everyone about it!

Me: That you screamed like a girl?

The Mr.: Yeah!

Me: But you screamed like a girl. A GIRL.

The Mr.: It's OK! That squirrel was scary! I think everyone will understand.

There you have it, Internets. My husband screams like a girl, and he wants you to know about it.