Sunday, September 18, 2005

Dear Summer,

Your lease is almost up, yet I see no evidence that you've even thought about packing. Where are the boxes? If you go to the bookstores, they will gladly give you boxes for free if money is an issue. Can I assist in any way? I have lots of packing tape and newspaper with which to protect your valuables.

Aren't you supposed to be heading to Australia soon? If you wait until the last minute to pack or pack without a list subdivided by category, you might wind up forgetting something. Like your toothbrush. Or worse, your passport.

It's been real, but it's time for you to get out.