Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Why Was That Loser Invited?

I sent out an evite last week for a party. Actually, it's a brunch. And while it feels so adult to be throwing a brunch, it also feels a little pretentious to actually say we're having a brunch. Whenever someone RSVPs, I get an e-mail notification along with this message: "View this invitation to see who else is attending this event and what they're saying."

I half-suspect that if I click on it, it will take me to a chat room where my guests are all talking shit about each other, coordinating their outfits and hoping I don't decide to do the running man after a couple of drinks. That should kill any notion that I'm actually adult enough to put together a brunch.