Friday, August 26, 2005


By those Pepto Bismol commercials in which a row of people is doing a synchronized dance/mime of their diarrhea symptoms. It seems to me that it's more of a "don't ask, don't tell" affliction, yet here these people are, holding their asses and shaking their groove thang in public and letting the WHOLE WORLD know just what's going on in the digestive region. If your diarrhea makes you dance like you're in an R.E.M. video, maybe you should take it to the nearest bathroom.