Tuesday, May 03, 2005

My Grandma Can Take Your Grandma

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, my Grandma and Grandpa were finishing up dinner. After the last morsels were swallowed, Grandma said, "I'm going to watch 'the Honeymooners' now."
Grandpa replied, "Like hell you are. You're going to clear the table first."
Grandma took her arm and swept it across the table, effectively clearing it. As the dishes banged around the floor she announced, "The table is cleared."

Don't you just love her?