Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Issues, Most Likely

It's not at all unusual, but I totally trash talk the computer in my head. As I was closing Windows last night, I got this error message: "Windows has experienced and error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience." It's like when you try to dump somebody, and they see where you're going with the whole, "We need to talk..." thing, so they interject and try to beat you to the punch, even though both parties know who had the idea to break up first, so don't even try it.

So anyway, when Word tried to dump me first, I was like, "Oh, yeah? I was shutting your ass down anyway. I don't need you! Nobody does! And don't tell me you're sorry when you don't even mean it. That came off as totally robotic and insincere. I hate you."