Friday, February 11, 2005

Lost and Found

1) Mom reports that E.T. is alive and well and residing on top of my brother's refrigerator in his apartment. Come on, man. Have some fun with him! Buckle him up in the passenger side of your car and drive in the carpool lane. Toss him in a public pool and freak the kids out. Dress him up and take him trick-or-treating on Halloween. Oh, wait. Don't do that. It didn't turn out so well the last time.

2) In my referrer log, I found a link to the "thanks for parking so close" cards. Order up, if you wish! It's even got the British spelling, so you can sound dignified and proper when cussing people out.